Investment Counselor
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Moving To A New Office
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Investment Counselor
Moving To A New Office
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new
office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm
across the back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered the drive across town …
At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside
me became obvious, and I looked across and explained,
“I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”
The other driver leaned out of his window.
“I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”
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Investment Counselor
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in,
and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. The investment banker began to interview young
lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one
of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal
integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward.
“Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “I’m so honest that
my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid
back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” asked the
investment counselor.
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted,
“He sued me for the money.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
