Walking Economy
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Walking Economy
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) An Attorney, a Doctor & a Minister
Walking Economy
A guy was walking with his friend, who happens to be
a psychologist. He says to this friend,
“I’m a walking economy.”
The friend asks, “How so?”
“My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of
inflation, and both of these together are putting me into
a deep depression!”
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An Attorney, a Doctor & a Minister
There was a very wealthy man who was on the verge of
death. He called in his attorney, his doctor and his minister.
He told his attorney that he was very disappointed with
his family members and did not want to leave his money
to them to squander. He was going to take his wealth
with him to the grave.
He handed one envelope to his attorney, one envelope
to his doctor and one envelope to his minister. He told
them that there was $1M in each envelope and he
wanted them, at the last moment, to place the envelopes
in his coffin.
Several weeks later the wealthy man passed away.
At the funeral, at the moment before the wealthy man’s
coffin was closed, the attorney, the doctor and the minister
placed the envelopes that they had been given into the
coffin with the dead man.
As they drove away together from the grave site, the lawyer
sheepishly admitted, “I took $250K from the envelope for
a good investment.”
The doctor looked down and admitted, “I took $250K
to buy some new equipment for my office.”
The minister said with indignation, “I am ashamed of both
of you! I put a check for the entire $1M into the envelope
and placed it in his coffin.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
