The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope
Monday, April 2nd, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Satellite Dish
2) The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope
Satellite Dish
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to get the movie channel…
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The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope
The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting
in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on
a side table in the Pope’s private chambers.
“What is that phone for?” he asks the pontiff.
“It’s my direct line to the Lord.” The Rabbi is skeptical,
and the Pope notices. The Holy Father insists the Rabbi
try it out, and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord.
The Rabbi holds a lengthy discussion with Him.
After hanging up, the Rabbi says, “Thank you very much.
This is great! But listen, I want to pay for my phone
charges.”
The Pope, of course, refuses, but the Rabbi is steadfast
and finally, the pontiff gives in.
He checks the counter on the phone and says, “All right!
The charges were 40 euro. The Chief Rabbi gladly hands
over the payment.
A few months later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an
official visit. In the Chief Rabbi’s chambers, he sees a
phone identical to his and learns it is also is a direct line
to the Lord.
The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires
divine consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi’s phone.
The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the
Pope chats away.
After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the phone
charges. Of course, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept
payment. After the Pope insists, the Rabbi relents and
looks on the phone counter … 42 cents.
The Pope looks surprised, “Why it’s so cheap?”
The Rabbi smiles, “Local call…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
