Grandpa’s Driving
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Grandpa’s Driving
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Blind Man
Grandpa’s Driving
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter
and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, Grandpa.”
He replied, “How did you know?”
She said, “Because you didn’t say ‘idiot!’ afterwards.”
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The Blind Man
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into
a grocery tore. The man walks to the middle of the store,
picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog
around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is
quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on.
The store manager approaches the blind man swinging
the dog and says,
“Pardon me. May I help you with something?”
The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
