Out of Control Kids
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Cut Off the Tail!
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Out of Control Kids
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Cut Off the Tail!
John took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have
to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “John, why should I do such a
terrible thing?”
“Because my mother-in-law is arriving tomorrow,
and I don’t want anything to make her think
she’s welcome.”
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Out of Control Kids
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence
did not extend to God’s kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”
“Don’t what?” Adam asked.
“Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit,” God replied.
“Forbidden Fruit? We got a Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve…
we got a Forbidden Fruit!”
“No way! Where?”
“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.
“Why?”
“Because I am your Creator and I said so!” said God,
wondering why he hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break
and was angry.
“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” the ‘First Parent’ asked.
“Uh huh,” Adam replied.
“Then why did you?”
“I dunno,” Eve answered.
“She started it!” Adam said.
“Did not!”
“DID so!”
“DID NOT!”
Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was
that Adam and Eve should have children of their own…
thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
