Birthday Surprise
Thursday, November 17th, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Unusual Dog
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Birthday Surprise
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Unusual Dog
A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog
that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends
would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his,
a true pessimist, and invited him to hunt with him and
his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of
ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog
responded and jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked
across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting
more than his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but didn’t say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend,
“Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?”
“I sure did,” responded his friend. “He can’t swim!”
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Birthday Surprise
A man walked over to the perfume counter and told
the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his
wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting
a cruise.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
