Who Keeps the Dog
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011
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In today’s issue …
1) The Businessman and the IRS Agent
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3) Who Keeps the Dog?
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The Businessman and the IRS Agent
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS
agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of
$80,000 for the year.
“Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said.
“I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place
is only closed three days a year… and you want to know how
I made $80,000?”
“It’s not the income that bothers us,” the agent said,
“but these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda
for you and your wife.”
“Oh, that,” the owner said smiling. “Didn’t I mention?
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Who Keeps the Dog?
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came
upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between
10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned that the boys
were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are
you doing with that dog?”
One of the boys replied, “This dog is just an old neighborhood
stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home.
So we’ve decided that whichever one of us can tell the
biggest lie will get to keep the dog.”
Of course, the Reverend was taken aback. “You boys
shouldn’t be having a contest telling lies!” he exclaimed.
He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying,
beginning, “Don’t you boys know it’s a sin to lie?” and
ending with, “When I was your age, I never told a lie.”
There was dead silence for about a minute.
The smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said,
“All right, give him the dog.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
