Overloaded Passenger
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Overloaded Passenger
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Truck Driver
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Overloaded Passenger
My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one
day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his
belongings in the overhead bin of the plane.
Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the
oversized luggage.
“When I fly other airlines,” he said irritably, “I don’t have
this problem.”
My wife smiled,
“When you fly other airlines, I don’t have this problem either.”
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Truck Driver
There was a man driving down the road behind
an 18 wheeler.
At every stoplight the trucker would get out of
the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door.
After seeing this at several intersections in a row
the motorist followed him until he pulled into a
parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck
driver once again jumped out and started banging
on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him
and said,
“I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep
banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied,
“Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries
and a 10 ton limit. So I have to keep half of them
flying at all times.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
