Swimming Lesson
Thursday, December 1st, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Slow Driver
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Swimming Lesson
Slow Driver
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway
with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic
but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down
the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was
doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she
moved over to the side and got out of the clump that
soon left her behind.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am do you know why I pulled you
over?”
Her son piped up from the back seat, “I do… because you
couldn’t catch the other cars!”
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Swimming Lesson
A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard
how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.
“It takes considerable time and technique,” replied the
guard. “First you must take her into the water, then place
one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her
right arm and raise it very slowly…”
“This is certainly most helpful.” said the member. “I know
that my kid sister will appreciate it.”
“Your sister?” said the lifeguard. “In that case, just push
her into the deep end of the pool. She’ll learn in a hurry.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
