Eggplants
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Where is Jesus?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Eggplants
Where is Jesus?
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday
afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble
down into the water and stands next to the Minister.
The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says,
“Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk looks back and says, “Yes sir, I am.”
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water
and pulls him right back up.
“Have you found Jesus?” the Minister asked.
“No, I didn’t!” said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit
longer, brings him up and says, “Now brother,
have you found Jesus?”
“No, I did not!” said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least
30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands,
“For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?”
The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads,
“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
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Eggplants
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants,
25 cents each, three for a dollar.”
All day long, customers came in exclaiming:
“Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!”
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four
eggplants.
The tailor next door had been watching these antics
and finally asked the grocer, “Aren’t you going to fix
the mistake on your sign?”
“What mistake?” the grocer asked. “Before I put up
that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
