Wrong Bus
Friday, August 27th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Wrong Bus!
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Pancake Breakfast
Wrong Bus!
A drunk man got on to a bus late one night,
staggered up the aisle, and slumped down
next to an elderly woman.
She looked the man sternly and said, “I’ve got
news for you young man – you’re going straight
to hell!”
The drunk man jumped up and screamed,
“I’m on the wrong bus!”
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Pancake Breakfast
Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter
of neighbours who were going away for the weekend.
On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying
a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child.
“Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast,”
said the eight-year-old.
So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen
and quickly prepared a plate of hot pancakes, which she
laid in front of the girl.
“No, thank you,” she said.
“But I thought you said your mother always has hot
pancakes for breakfast!” said Mary in surprise.
“She does,” said the child. “But I don’t eat them!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
