Farmer’s Divorce
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Farmer’s Divorce
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Wrong Bus!
Farmer’s Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file
for a divorce. The attorney asked “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those
day-vorce’s.”
The attorney said, “well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres”.
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand,
do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case,
but I got a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand,
I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got a grudge, that’s where
I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said: “No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear to the
church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife
beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way.
Why do you want a divorce?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her.”
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Wrong Bus!
A drunk man got on to a bus late one night,
staggered up the aisle, and slumped down
next to an elderly woman.
She looked the man sternly and said, “I’ve got
news for you young man – you’re going straight
to hell!”
The drunk man jumped up and screamed,
“I’m on the wrong bus!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
