The Happy Groom
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Happy Groom
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Emergency Landing
The Happy Groom
“Congratulations, my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure
you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day
of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his
nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
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Emergency Landing
Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk.
After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so the first guy
looks at the second guy and says, “Hey, you want to
go up for a ride in my airplane?”
The second guy says, “Wow, you have an airplane?
Let’s go!”
So they get some more beer and go for a tour around
the city in the plane. Eventually they get bored with this
too, so they decide to land. The drunk pilot starts circling
around looking for a place to land, and he sees an
airstrip close by. He says his new buddy along for the
ride, “Let’s land here. It looks like it’s as good a place
as any.”
So he circles around and goes in for a landing, but at
the last minute he swerves and pulls back up. “Damn!”
he says, “That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever
seen! How in hell is anyone supposed to land on it?”
But since it’s the only runway nearby, he decides to
try again, with the same result.
Getting pretty irritated, the pilot says to his friend,
“All right, I’m going to try ONE more time, and if
I can’t land it we’re just going to crash and hope
we don’t die.”
So they end up crashing, and miraculously neither
is hurt.
When they crawl out of the wreckage, the first guy
is still swearing and gesticulating wildly at the runway.
“I’m gonna find whoever designed this crazy runway
and wring his neck! He must be total moron! No one
could land on anything that short!”
The second guy looks around and says,
“Yeah, but look how wide it is!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
