Two Fish
Tuesday, February 14th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Two Fish
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A cop pulled a car …
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Two Fish
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.
The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger
than the other.
One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.”
The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to
the larger fish.
After a tense silence, the first one said, “Really, now,
if you had offered me the first choice, I would have
taken the smaller fish!”
The other one replied, “Then what are you complaining
for? You have it, don’t you?”
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A cop pulled a car …
When the cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph,
the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a
show for a birthday party and didn’t want to be late.
The cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if
the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give
him a ticket.
The driver told the cop that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.
The cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his
patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the cop got three flares,
lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in
behind the patrol car.
A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over
to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought
he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well haul my butt to jail,
cause there’s NO way I’ll pass that test.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
