The Talking Frog
Thursday, March 25th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Fishing Off The Florida Coast
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Talking Frog
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Fishing Off The Florida Coast
While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his
boat.
He could swim but his fear of alligators kept him clinging
to the overturned craft.
Seeing an old man standing on the shore, the tourist
shouted, “Are there any alligators round here?”
“No,” the old man answered. “They haven’t been around
for years!”
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely
towards the shore.
About halfway, he asked the old man,
“How did you get rid of the alligators?”
“We didn’t do anything,” was the answer. “The sharks
got them.”
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The Talking Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into
a beautiful princess”.
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING
you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you
I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week
and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
