Marriage Counseling
Friday, February 15th, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Marriage Counseling
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) An Engineer, a Manager and a Programmer
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Marriage Counseling
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After just a few years of marriage filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only
way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They
had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt
that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor
jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
“What seems to be the problem?”
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without
anything to say.
In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour,
describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went
over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her
passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife
sat speechless.
The marriage counselor looked over at the husband,
who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband,
“Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”
The husband scratched his head and replied,
“I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
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An Engineer, a Manager and a Programmer
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There was an engineer, a manager and a programmer driving
down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out
of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running
it against the embankment avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death,
but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said “To fix this problem we need to organize
a committee, have meetings, and through a process of
continuous improvement, develop a solution.”
The engineer said “No that would take too long, and besides
that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife
here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem
and correct it.”
The programmer said “I think you’re both wrong! I think we
should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens
again.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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