Honor Thy Brother
Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Job Interview
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Honor Thy Brother
Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT,
“What starting salary were you thinking about?”
The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package
of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a
company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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Honor Thy Brother
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5,
and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake.
Their mother seeing the opportunity for a moral lesson, said,
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother
have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
“Ryan, you be Jesus.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
