Letter From Mom
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Letter From Mom
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Job Interview
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Letter From Mom
When the man came home, his wife was crying.
“Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed.
“My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation
on the other side of the world?” the man asked.
“I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived.
I opened it because I was curious.”
“And?”
“At the end of the letter it was written:
P.S. Diane, when you have finished reading this letter,
don’t forget to give it to my son.”
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Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT,
“What starting salary were you thinking about?”
The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package
of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a
company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
