An Engineer Dies
Friday, January 28th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) An Engineer Dies
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Stupid People
An Engineer Dies
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon,
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of
comfort in hell, and starts designing and building
improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets
and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there
in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there’s no telling what this engineer is going
to come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer?
That’s a mistake, he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer
on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right.
And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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Stupid People
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
“I’m Stupid”.
That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you?
You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like,
“Excuse me, oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”
….
It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full
of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says “Hey, you’re moving?”
“Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week
to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.”
….
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn’t ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge.
The truck got stuck and I couldn’t get it out no matter how
I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop
shows up to take the report.
He went through his basic questioning … ok … no problem.
I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign … until he
asked “So … is your truck stuck?”
I couldn’t help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the
rig and then back to him and said “No, I’m delivering a
bridge … here’s your sign.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
