Pulling The Salesman’s Leg
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Talking Frog
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Pulling The Salesman’s Leg
The Talking Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into
a beautiful princess”.
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING
you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you
I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week
and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
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Pulling The Salesman’s Leg
“Is your mother at home?” the salesman asked a small
boy sitting on the front step of a house.
“Yes, she’s at home,” the boy answered, moving over
to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no answer, knocked
once, then again. Still no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the salesman said,
“I thought you said your mother was at home.”
The boy replied, “She is, but I don’t live here.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
