Three Kick Rule
Thursday, December 10th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Three Kick Rule
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) In the Math Class
The Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
He shot and a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the
other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence,
an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him
what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I shot a duck
and it fell in this field, and now I’m going into retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied. “This is my property, and you are
not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don’t let me get that duck,
I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t
know how we do things in Louisiana. We rule ourselves
under the Napoleonic Code. We settle small disagreements
like this with the Louisiana Three Kick Rule.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?”
The farmer replied. “Well, first I kick you three times and
then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth,
until someone gives up.”
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer
slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to
the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his
knees where he immediately vomited. The geezer’s second
kick nearly ripped the man’s nose off his face. The barrister
was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney
nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his dark heart, vengeful
will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old
coot now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Naw, I give up. You can
keep the duck.”
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In the Math Class
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when
the teacher singled him out.
“If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave
$5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would
you have?”
“An orgy,” Johnny answered.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
