What do you use to feed your pigs?
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
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In today’s issue …
1) Truck Driver
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3) What do you use to feed your pigs?
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Truck Driver
There was a man driving down the road behind
an 18 wheeler.
At every stoplight the trucker would get out of
the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door.
After seeing this at several intersections in a row
the motorist followed him until he pulled into a
parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck
driver once again jumped out and started banging
on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him
and said,
“I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep
banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied,
“Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries
and a 10 ton limit. So I have to keep half of them
flying at all times.”
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What do you use to feed your pigs?
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the
farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that.
Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association
and I think you don’t feed them like you should,
they shouldn’t eat wastes.”
Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked
the same question.
The farmer answered: “Well, I feed them very well.
I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak … Why?”
“Because I am from the United Nations Organization
and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that
when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the
same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes:
“Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy
whatever they want…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
