What do you use to feed your pigs?
Monday, May 3rd, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) What do you use to feed your pigs?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Competition
What do you use to feed your pigs?
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer:
“What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association
and I think you don’t feed them like you should,
they shouldn’t eat wastes.”
Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the
same question.
The farmer answered: “Well, I feed them very well. I give
them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak … Why?”
“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and
I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when
there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same
question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes:
“Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy
whatever they want.”
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Competition
A few years ago there were three men’s clothes shops
in the same street. In fact they were next door to each other.
Each shop was naturally in competition with the others.
One day the owner of the first shop put up a notice which
said:
Established 1870 – Only the Best Quality Clothes Sold Here.
The next day, the owner of the third shop put up a notice
which said:
Established 1970 – Latest Fashions.
A few weeks later the owner of the shop in the middle
put up a notice which said:
Main Entrance.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
