Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!

In today’s issue:

1) Sunday Morning
2) Brave Soldiers

Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed
and the devil decides to pay a visit.

The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in
with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews
and run outdoors, screaming – all except for two. One is
the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and
says, “You! I can understand why you didn’t run away,
you are in your Lord’s house, you preach against me
everyday and you aren’t afraid of me. But YOU
(points to the farmer), why didn’t you run out scared
like everyone else?”

The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls,
“Why, I’m surprised you don’t recognize me…
I’ve been married to your sister for 36 years!”

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General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was
visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge
of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is
greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place,
and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?”

“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.”

“I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well
trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the
country.”

“Well, my men are very brave, too.”

“I’d like to see that.”

So Marshall calls a private and says: “Private Johnson!
I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”

“Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!”

As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a
bewildered McKenzie and said:

“You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that
to a general.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.