An Artist, a Lawyer & a Blogger
Thursday, August 19th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Investment Counselor
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3) An Artist, a Lawyer & a Blogger
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Investment Counselor
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in,
and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. The investment banker began to interview young
lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one
of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal
integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward.
“Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “I’m so honest that
my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid
back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” asked the
investment counselor.
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted,
“He sued me for the money.”
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An Artist, a Lawyer & a Blogger
An artist, a lawyer, and a blogger are discussing
the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with
the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt,
divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The blogger says “It’s the best thing that’s ever
happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can
spend all night on the computer!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
