Who Is the Most Obedient?

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Get Off The Corner!
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Who Is the Most Obedient?


Get Off The Corner!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with
an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio
telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd
standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window
and said,

“Let’s get off the corner.”

No one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off the corner!”

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting
puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act,
the young policeman turned to his partner and asked,

“Well, how did I do?”

“Pretty good,” replied the veteran, “especially since this is
a bus stop.”


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Who Is the Most Obedient?

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have
the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks
back to mother? Who does everything she says?”

Five small voices answered in unison,

“Okay, dad, you get the toy.”


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