Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) God - the Artist
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Blind Man

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God - the Artist
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question.

“Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”

A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the
kindergarten boy.

“Really?! How do you know?” the teacher asked.

“You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven…”

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The Blind Man
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A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a
grocery tore. The man walks to the middle of the store,
picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog
around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is
quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on.

The store manager approaches the blind man swinging
the dog and says,

“Pardon me. May I help you with something?”

The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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