Captain’s Announcement
Monday, August 2nd, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Captain’s Announcement
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Am I 100% Polar Bear?
Captain’s Announcement
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made
an announcement over the intercom,
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome
to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a
smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -
OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came
back on the intercom and said,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier;
but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup
of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!”
A passenger in the plane said,
“That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”
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Am I 100% Polar Bear?
A baby polar bear asks his mother “Mommy, am I 100%
polar bear?” The mother looks up in thought, and replies
“Well, your father is 100% polar bear, and I’m 100% polar
bear, so I’d say yes, you’re 100% polar bear.”
Not satisfied with this answer, the baby polar bear goes to
his father and asks “Daddy, am I 100% polar bear?”
The father pauses briefly, and responds “Well, your mom’s
parents were both 100% polar bear, and my parents were
both 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear.”
The father then looks at his son and says “why do you ask?”
The son replies “because I’m FREEZING!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
