Mike and the Lantern
Wednesday, April 18th, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) First Time in Church
2) Mike and the Lantern
First Time in Church
The little girl went to church for the first time.
As she was leaving with her parents, the minister
asked how she had liked church.
“I liked the music,” she replied, “but …
the commercial was too long.”
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Mike and the Lantern
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a
rural area in the west of England. No running
water, no electricity, etc.
One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby.
The local doctor is there in attendance.
“What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?”
“Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor
delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father
to see. “Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine
strapping boy.”
“Saints be praised, I…”
Before Mike can finish the doctor interrupts,
“Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.”
Soon the doctor delivers the next child. “You’ve a
full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”
“Thanks be to…”
Again the doctor cuts in, “Hold the lantern, Mike,
hold the lantern!” Soon the doctor delivers a third
child. The doctor holds up the baby for Mike’s
inspection…
“Doctor,” asks Mike, “Do you think it’s the light
that’s attracting them?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
