Living Together
Wednesday, August 11th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Living Together
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Businessman and the IRS Agent
Living Together
A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood.
Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because,
while they’re morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside
barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew
to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading,
the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest
who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says,
“Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic.”
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but
maddening smells every Friday evening.
But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue
wafts through the neighbourhood.
The Catholics all rush to the Jew’s house to remind
him of his new diet. They see him standing over the
cooking steak.
He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying,
“Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish.”
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The Businessman and the IRS Agent
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS
agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of
$80,000 for the year.
“Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said.
“I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place
is only closed three days a year… and you want to know how
I made $80,000?”
“It’s not the income that bothers us,” the agent said,
“but these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda
for you and your wife.”
“Oh, that,” the owner said smiling. “Didn’t I mention?
We deliver anywhere…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
