A New Hair Salon
Monday, October 24th, 2011Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A New Hair Salon
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Fisher of Men
A New Hair Salon
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the
street from the old established hair cutters’ place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
“We Give SEVEN DOLLAR Hair Cuts!”
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
“We FIX Seven Dollar Hair Cuts”
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Fisher of Men
The Walton’s invited their new neighbors over to dinner.
During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a
living.
Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said,
“Daddy is a fisherman!”
To which Mrs.Walton replied, “Brian, why do say that?
Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman.”
“No, mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he
hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together
and says ‘I just caught another fish’.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.



