Quiet in Church
Monday, January 16th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Son-in-law
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Quiet in Church
Son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law.
“I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,”
said the man.”To show you how much we care for you, I’m
making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”
The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand
the noise.”
“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in
the office and take charge of some of the operations.”
“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand
being stuck behind a desk all day.”
“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just make you
half-owner of the organization, but you don’t like factories
and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”
“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”
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Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young
pupils about how they should behave in church.
“Now,” she said, “who can tell me why you should
be quiet when you are sitting with your parents in
church?”
One little girl put up her hand.
“Yes, Jane, tell everyone why!” said the teacher.
Jane replied, “Because people are trying to sleep!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
