A Lawyer Goes To Heaven
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) One Kiss Per Yard
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Lawyer Goes To Heaven
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One Kiss Per Yard
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take 10 yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth,
then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little
old lady standing beside her.
“Grandma is paying for it,” she smiled.
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A Lawyer Goes To Heaven
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. Once he reaches the
Pearly Gates, St. Peter approaches him and says,
“Oh, it’s you. Follow me.”
At that a white limousine pulled up. The lawyer stepped in
and they sped off. On the way the lawyer stared out the
window. First he saw someone that looked familiar.
He said, “Hey, isn’t that St. Jerome?”
St. Peter replied, “Yes, that is.”
The lawyer was puzzled by the living conditions. He was
living in a pup tent and traveling around on a bike.
They pulled up to a white mansion with a staff of twenty
and anything to entertain himself that he wanted.
St. Peter said to him, “Are there any questions you have
for me before you are left to your eternity?”
“Yes!” said the lawyer. “Why do the saints live in such
terrible conditions and mine are so great?”
Saint Peter replied, “We have had hundreds of saints but
you’re our first lawyer.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
