Two Tourists
Friday, March 2nd, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Sailor and the Air Force Guy
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Two Tourists
The Sailor and the Air Force Guy
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel
room was taken.
“You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded.
“Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”
“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an
Air Force guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad
to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly
that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.
I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”
“No problem,” the tired Navy man assured him. “I’ll take it.”
The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How’d you sleep?”
asked the manager.
“Never better.”
The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other
guy snoring?”
“Nope, I shut him up in no time” said the Navy guy.
“How’d you manage that?” asked the manager.
“He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the
room,” the sailor explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss
on the cheek, and said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he
sat up all night watching me.”
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Two Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching Natchitoches,
they started arguing about the pronunciation
of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked
the employee, “Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The girl leaned over the counter and said,
“Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
