God Will Provide
Friday, January 27th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) God Will Provide
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Bigger Turkey
God Will Provide
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents,
her father invited the young man into his study to find out
more about him.
“What are your plans?” he asked Joseph.
“I’m a scholar of the Torah,” Joseph replied.
“Well, that’s admirable,” Leslie’s father replied. “But what
will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?”
“I will study, and God will surely provide for us,”
Joseph explained.
“And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring?”
“I will study hard, and God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support
children?”
“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiance.
The conversation continued in much the same fashion.
After Joseph and Leslie had left, her mother asked her
father what he found out.
The father answered, “Well, he has no job and no plans,
but the good news is that he thinks I’m God.”
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Bigger Turkey
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before
closing time and asks, “Do you have any turkey?”
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only
turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs
six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales
and asks, “Do you have one that’s a bit bigger than
this one, please?”
The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and
then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it
on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey.
The scales now show eight pounds.
“That’s wonderful,” says the woman. “I’ll take both
of them, please!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
