Heart Surgeon
Friday, August 6th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Heart Surgeon
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Heaven and Hell
Heart Surgeon
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon
in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service
manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Doc, can I ask
you a question?”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open
it up, take valves out, fix’em, put in new parts and when I
finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get
a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and
I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered
to the mechanic, “Try doing it while it’s running.”
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Heaven and Hell
There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell.
One day God notices that the devil’s side is in pretty bad
shape. It is falling down, badly in need of paint, weeds
growing up around it, etc.
So, God hollers over the fence,
“Hey Satan, why don’t you fix up your side of the fence?”
Satan hollers back,
“Why don’t you mind your own business.”
So God says, “I’ll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don’t.”
The devil replies,
“Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
