Blind Animals
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Blind Animals
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Preacher Playing Golf
Blind Animals
Two animals meet in the woods, both blind since birth.
Neither one knows what kind of animal it is, so they
decide to feel each other to try to figure it out.
“What do I feel like,” the first animal asked.
“You have soft fur all over you, strong back legs,
big back feet, a puffy little cotton tail, two long ears,
and a twitchy little nose.”
The first animal, full of joy, exclaimed, “I know what
I am! I’m a bunny rabbit.”
“Now it’s my turn,” said the second animal.
The bunny felt him, describing, “You’re very long,
narrow, and low to the ground. You’re cold, and slimy.
You have long, sharp fangs and a little forked tongue
that keeps darting out of your mouth.”
“Darn,” sobbed the second animal. “I’m a lawyer…”
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Preacher Playing Golf
A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked
outside and saw it was a beautiful day. He decided to
skip church and go play golf.
So he called the junior pastor at his church and told him
he was sick and couldn’t give the sermon. The junior
pastor told him not to worry, he would deliver the
sermon.
The pastor drove about 40 miles away from town
to avoid being spotted.
As he was setting up his first drive on the first hole,
Jesus leaned over to God in Heaven and asked him,
“Are You going to let him get away with this?”
God told Jesus not to worry, he would handle it.
Right as God said that, the preacher hit the drive
of his life. The ball traveled all 450 feet to the green,
bounced once, and rolled in the hole. The preacher
was ecstatic.
Jesus asked God, “Why would you let him do that?”
God said, “Because, who is he gonna tell?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
