Playing Golf
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Playing Golf
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Keeping Fit
Playing Golf
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off
for her house, where they had passionate relations all
afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at
around 8 p.m.
As the man prepared to leave, he told the woman to take
his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into
his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been
having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been
together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up
until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
“You lying jerk! You’ve been playing golf!”
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Keeping Fit
Grandpa Melvin was celebrating his 100th birthday and
everybody complimented him on how athletic and
well-preserved he appeared.
“I will tell you the secret of my success,” he happily cackled.
“My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding
night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight,
the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take
a walk.”
And, Grandpa Melvin continued, “Gentlemen, I have been
walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
