A Tour of Heaven
Thursday, July 28th, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Tour of Heaven
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Recognition
A Tour of Heaven
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found
themselves being given a tour of Heaven by Saint Peter.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis
courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need
any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars
located throughout the area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked
off, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t
heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat
diets!”
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Recognition
Paul saw someone in the street he recognized as his
friend Woodall.
“Woodall,” he said, “what happened to you? You used
to be fat and now you’re thin. You used to have hair and
now you’re bald. You used to have perfect eyesight and
now you wear glasses.”
The man looked at him in astonishment.
“Listen, sir, my name is not Woodall. It’s Wain.”
“Oh!” Paul exclaimed. “You’ve changed your name too!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
