Riding a Bicycle
Friday, April 9th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Priest and a Nun
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Riding a Bicycle
A Priest and a Nun
A priest and a nun went golfing one day. The priest seemed
to have an extremely foul mouth for a priest. He was first to
putt.
“God damnit, I missed!” exclaimed the priest.
This upset the nun. She replied, “If you say that two more
times, God will send a bolt of lightning down from the sky
at you!”
The priest then takes his second putt. “God damnit, I missed
again!” screamed the priest even louder.
The nun wasn’t very happy with the priest this time. “If you
say that again, I know you will get struck by lightning. God
doesn’t like his name used in vain.”
This priest wasn’t a very good golfer, for he missed again.
Ignoring the nun’s threats, he yells, “God damnit, I missed!”
Then, all of a sudden, there came a huge bolt of lightning
down from the sky. It hit the nun. Then the clouds move
and God peeks down. He yells, “God damnit, I missed!
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Riding a Bicycle
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of
soldiers.
“I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air
and move them as though he were riding a bicycle,”
he explained. “Now begin!”
After a few minutes, one of the men stopped.
“Why did you stop. Smith?” demanded the officer.
“If you please, sir,” said Smith, “I’m freewheeling for
a while…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
