A Tour of Heaven
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Pulling The Salesman’s Leg
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Tour of Heaven
Pulling The Salesman’s Leg
“Is your mother at home?” the salesman asked a small
boy sitting on the front step of a house.
“Yes, she’s at home,” the boy answered, moving over
to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no answer, knocked
once, then again. Still no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the salesman said,
“I thought you said your mother was at home.”
The boy replied, “She is, but I don’t live here.”
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A Tour of Heaven
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found
themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis
courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need
any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars
located throughout the area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked
off, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t
heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat
diets!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
