No Problem
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) No Problem!?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Playing Golf
No Problem!?
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit
you in for at least two weeks.”
Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”
Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your
wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”
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Playing Golf
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off
for her house, where they had passionate relations all
afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at
around 8 p.m.
As the man prepared to leave, he told the woman to take
his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into
his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been
having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been
together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up
until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
“You lying jerk! You’ve been playing golf!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
