Baby Camel Questions
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Just a Little Help
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Baby Camel Questions
Just a Little Help
A cavalryman was galloping down the road,
rushing to catch up with his regiment.
Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him
to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg,
terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier
called out:
“All you saints in heaven, help me get up on my horse!”
Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the
horse’s back and fell off the other side. Once again
on the ground, he called to the heavens:
“All right, just half of you this time!”
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Baby Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when
the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these
huge three toed feet?”
The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across
the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of
the soft sand”.
“OK,” said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, why have
I got these great long eyelashes?”
“They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes
on the trips through the desert”.
“Thanks, Mom,” replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks,
“Mom, why have I got these great big humps
on my back?”
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy,
replies “They are there to help us store water for
our long treks across the desert, so we can go
without drinking for long periods.”
“That’s great, mom, so we have huge feet to stop
us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand
from our eyes and these humps to store water.
But Mom …”
“Yes, son?”
“Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
