Nuns at a Football Game
Thursday, April 19th, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Nuns at a Football Game
2) Fight Like a Man
Nuns at a Football Game
There were three guys sitting behind three nuns
at a football game. The men decided to antagonize
the nuns, to get them to move.
So the first guy says to the others (loud enough
for the women ahead to hear), “I think I want to
move to California, there are only 100 Catholics
living there.”
The second guy speaks up and says, “I want to
move to Washington, there are only 50 Catholics
living there.”
The third guy speaks up and says, “I want to move
to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there.”
One of the nuns turns around, looks the third guy
in the eye and calmly says, “Why don’t you GO TO
HELL? There aren’t any Catholics there.”
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Fight Like a Man
Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how
they had their wives under their thumb.
The first two kept bragging about how they could
get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, “I have
my wife so under my thumb that the other day I had
her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”
Both of the other men were very impressed and
asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed
and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight
like a man!’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
