A Beloved Rock Garden
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Beloved Rock Garden
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Hospital Regulations
A Beloved Rock Garden
The telephone rang in the fire station office.
The duty fireman picked up the receiver.
“Is this the fire station?” asked a timid voice.
“Yes, that’s right,” replied the fireman eagerly.
“Well,” continued the voice, “I’ve just had a new rock
garden built, and I’ve put in some new plants.”
“WHERE’S THE FIRE?” yelled the fireman.
“Some of these new plants are very expensive, you know,
and …”
“Look here,” said the fireman, “you want the flower shop.”
“No, I don’t,” said the voice, “you see, my neighbour’s
house is on fire and I don’t want your firemen to trample
all over my rock garden when you come here.”
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Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman, already dressed and sitting on the bed
with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my
help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
wheel him to the elevator. At the exit I asked him if his wife
was meeting him.
“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
