Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Hospital Regulations
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Trucker’s Revenge

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
discharged.

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman, already dressed and sitting on the bed
with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my
help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
wheel him to the elevator. At the exit I asked him if his wife
was meeting him.

“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown.”

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A trucker was sitting at the lunch counter eating his morning
eggs and hash browns when some bikers walked in.

One walked up and put his finger in the trucker’s coffee
and said, “That’s not very hot, is it?”

Another put his finger in the trucker’s scrambled eggs and
said, “Not very fluffy, either, huh?”

After a few moments of silence, the trucker stood up,
paid his bill and left the diner.

“Not much of a man, was he?” said the first biker to the
waitress.

“You’re right about that,” she replied, “and not much of a
driver either. He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.