Three Fathers
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Three Fathers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) New Health Problem
Three Fathers
There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room,
waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of twins!”
He says, “Great! I am the manager for the
Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”!
He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third
father?”
One of the other fathers said, “Oh, he jumped out the
window.”
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”
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New Health Problem
Mr. Jones was seventy, and he was not in the greatest
physical shape.
“What you should do,” said Doctor Marrow, “is walk
three miles a day.”
A week later, the doctor received a phone call from his
patient.
“Doctor Marrow, I did exactly what you told me to do.
I walked three miles every day, and I do feel a lot better.
But I have another problem.”
“What’s that?” the doctor asked.
“I’m twenty-one miles from home and I can’t find
my way back.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
