Great Story
Thursday, May 13th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Great Story
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) No Ears
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Great Story
“How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa
while your income is so low?” asked the IRS auditor.
“Well,” the taxpayer answered, “while fishing last
summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I
took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and
said, ‘I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea
and I’ll give you the most luxurious villa you have
ever seen’. I threw the fish back to the sea, and
got the villa.”
“How can you prove such an unbelievable story?”
“Well, you can see the villa, can’t you?”
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No Ears
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately,
the baby was born without ears.
When the mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything
about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears
he would get the spanking of his life.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said,
“What a beautiful baby.”
The new mother said, “Thank you, Little Johnny.”
Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.”
“Can he see?” asked Little Johnny.
“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision.”
“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, “cuz he’d be in trouble
if he needed glasses!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
