The Blarney Stone
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Can I play the piano?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Blarney Stone
Can I play the piano?
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up
his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano
when these bandages come off?”
“I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor.
“That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”
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The Blarney Stone
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the
women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly
complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable, the food
is terrible, it’s too hot, it’s too cold and the accommodations
are awful.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
“Good luck will be following you all your days, if you kiss
the Blarney Stone,” the guide said. “Unfortunately, it’s being
cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps
we can come back tomorrow.”
“We can’t be here tomorrow,” the nasty woman shouted.
“We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess
we can’t kiss the stupid stone.”
“Well now,” the guide said, “it is said that if you kiss
someone who has kissed the stone, you’ll have the
same good fortune.”
“And I suppose you’ve kissed the stone,” the woman
scoffed.
“No, ma’am,” the frustrated guide said, “but I’ve sat on it.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
