The Escape Artist
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Angry Couple
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Escape Artist
Angry Couple
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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The Escape Artist
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
After recapturing the kangaroo, the zookeeper put up a
ten-foot fence. Again the kangaroo was out the next
morning, roaming around the zoo. So the fence was
extended to twenty feet. But again the kangaroo was
out the next morning.
Frustrated zoo officials built a fence forty feet high.
A camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How much higher do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet I guess …
unless somebody starts locking the gate!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
