Hunting Flies
Monday, January 30th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Counting Rabbits
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Hunting Flies
Counting Rabbits
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two
rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples
and two apples and another two apples, how many apples
have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two
rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits
have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots
of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home …
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Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he responded.
“Oh! Killed any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
