Remembering the Anniversary
Friday, April 27th, 2012
Welcome to Friday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) The Masterpiece
2) Remembering the Anniversary
The Masterpiece
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from
a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had
been working on what he thought would be a
masterpiece for several months now.
As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for
the day’s work.
He told her not to bother, that he felt pretty bad with a
cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay
her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just
wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said “Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It’s the
least I can do.”
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They
were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk
and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door
open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
“Oh my God !” he whispered loudly, “It’s my wife!
Quick! Take all your clothes off.”
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Remembering the Anniversary
A woman awakes during the night to find that
her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen
table with a cup of coffee in front him.
He appears deep in thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his
eye and takes a sip of coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she
steps into the room. “Why are you down here
at this time of night?”
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20
years ago when we were dating, and you were
only 17?” he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so
caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming
easily. “Do you remember when you father caught
us kissing in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself
into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, “Do you remember when
he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years!”
“I remember that too”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
“I would have gotten out today!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
