Countering the Question
Friday, September 23rd, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Countering the Question
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Great Story
Countering the Question
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him
to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says,
“Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says,
“Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Great Story
“How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa
while your income is so low?” asked the IRS auditor.
“Well,” the taxpayer answered, “while fishing last
summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I
took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and
said, ‘I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea
and I’ll give you the most luxurious villa you have
ever seen’. I threw the fish back to the sea, and
got the villa.”
“How can you prove such an unbelievable story?”
“Well, you can see the villa, can’t you?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
