A Proud Father
Monday, July 26th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Proud Father
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Jesus and Moses
A Proud Father
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife
Mother of Six in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time
to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave
as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
“Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts
back… “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”
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Jesus and Moses
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his
flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say,
“Jesus is watching you.”
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept
looking for valuables.
He heard again,
“Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on
a parrot.
He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot admitted that he had. “I’m just trying to warn
you, is all.”
The burglar sad, “Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you?
What’s your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
Moses?”
The bird answered,
“I don’t know; I guess the same folks who would name a
Rottweiler Jesus …”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
