The Old Pastor
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Kangaroo Fence
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Old Pastor
Kangaroo Fence
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up
a ten-foot fence.
He was out the next morning, just sauntering around
the zoo.
A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the
next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet,
unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
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The Old Pastor
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS
agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.
As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands
and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled,
and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.
Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered
that the old man would ask them to be with him during his
final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor
had never given any indication that he particularly liked either
one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the
two of us to come here?”
The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly,
“Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
