You Don’t Have to be Afraid of the Dark
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Coma
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) You Don’t Have to be Afraid of the Dark
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The Coma
The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside
every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
“You know what? You have been with me all through the
bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?”
“What dear?” She gently asked, smiling as her heart began
to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck.”
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You Don’t Have to be Afraid of the Dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark.
One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch
and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said,
“Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have
to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there.
He’ll look after you and protect you.”
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked,
“Are you sure he’s out there?”
“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready
to help you when you need him,” she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then
went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out
into the darkness, he called,
“Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me
the broom?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
