Two Priests & a Cop
Monday, August 1st, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Two Priests & a Cop
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Watermelons
Two Priests & a Cop
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were promptly stopped by a cop who said,
“What do you think you are doing? What if you
have an accident?”
One of the priest says, “Don’t worry, my son.
Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you.
Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”
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Watermelons
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing
pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who
would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his
watermelons.
After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea
that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day,
the kids show up and they saw the sign which read:
“Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been
injected with cyanide”.
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next
to the farmer’s sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed
that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his
read: “Now there are two!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
