The Nagging Wife
Friday, July 18th, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Nagging Wife
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Revenge
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The Nagging Wife
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A man was driving his wife home after a night out when they
stopped by the police.
“Did you know you were speeding, sir?” asked the officer.
“No, I had no idea that I was speeding” replied the driver.
“Of course you were,” interrupted the wife.
“You’re always speeding.”
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle.
“And did you know your brake light is broken, sir?”
“No, I had no idea that it was broken” replied the driver.
Again the wife interrupted. “Of course you knew it was
broken. You’re always saying you’ll get it repaired,
but you never have.”
The officer began to sympathize with the driver.
“Does she always talk to you like this?”
“Only when he’s drunk” said the wife.
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Revenge
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s
face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that
they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was
too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own
skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and they requested that
the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matte.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than
he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went
on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome
with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”
“My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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