Fishing Expedition
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Volunteers
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Fishing Expedition
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Volunteers
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On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the
Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas
was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up
their seats. In exchange, they’d give you a $100 voucher
for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving
an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter
to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down
grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said,
“If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who’d
like to volunteer, please step forward…”
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Fishing Expedition
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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central
Park in New York and was astonished to see an old
man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed
of lilies.
“Tsk Tsk!” said the passerby to himself.
“What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over
a bed of flowers. I’ll see if I can help.”
So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked,
“What are you doing, my friend?”
“Fishin’, sir.”
“Fishin’, eh? Well, how would you like to come have
a drink with me?”
The old man stood, put his rod away and followed the
kind stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large
glass of beer and a fine cigar.
His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the
old man, and he asked, “Tell me, old friend, how many
did you catch this morning?”
The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a
careful smoke ring and replied, “You’re the sixth today, sir!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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