Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Sarah and the Final Exam
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) God Grants Wishes

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Sarah and the Final Exam
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Sarah reported for her university final examination
which consistsn of “yes/no” type questions. She takes
her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the coin and marking the answer sheet “Yes” for Heads
and “No” for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of
the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes,
she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and
sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what
is going on. “I finished the exam in half an hour, but I’m
rechecking the answers”.

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God Grants Wishes
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The night before a couple were about to be married,
they both were killed in a car accident.

They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if they could
still get married.

The couple were called in to actually see God.

God spoke, “I will grant you your wish. But not right now.
It may be a few days or a few years, but I will allow you
to be married.”

Five years came and went and the couple were finally
call upon to get married.

After one day of wedding ‘bliss’, they went back to God
to see if they could get a divorce. They were sure the
marriage would not last.

God spoke, “It took me five years to finally get a priest in
Heaven. Do you have any idea how much longer it will be
until we get a lawyer?!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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