Butcher Shop
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Butcher Shop
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Three Friends Go to Heaven
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Butcher Shop
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It’s a summer holiday weekend, and a man walks into a
butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying, “Ground
Sirloin: 29 cents per pound.”
The man says, “I’m having a cookout this weekend. I’d like
five pounds of your ground sirloin, please.”
The butcher shakes his head and says, “Sorry. I’m all out.”
The man, disappointed, goes down the street to another
butcher shop and asks, “How much is your ground sirloin?”
The proprietor replies, “It’s $3.29 per pound.”
“Three twenty nine!?” exclaims the customer. “Just up the
street, the butcher sells it for 29 cents!”
The butcher smiles calmly at the gentleman and asks,
“Does he have any?”
“No. He’s out of it right now.”
“Well,” says the butcher, “when I don’t have any, I can sell
it for 19 cents per pound!”
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Three Friends Go to Heaven
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After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for
orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When
you are in your casket, and friends and family are
mourning over you, what would you like to hear them
say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear
them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time,
and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in the children of tomorrow.”
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, “I guess I’d like
to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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