Stupid Cops
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Corruption
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Stupid Cops
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting
attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed,
“that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t
hear the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise
this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said,
“Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was
talking to you.”
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Stupid Cops
One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars
were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on
I-20 toward Georgia.
When the suspect vehicle crossed the Georgia line,
the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and
asked, “Hey Sarge, why the heck did you stop?
We almost had that guy and his girlfriend.”
The Sarge replied, “You stupid rookie! That Camaro
is in Georgia now. They are an hour ahead of us,
so we’ll never be able to catch ‘em.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
